An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

You know what's cool? Yep.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

sorry son your nanas been put down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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