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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Mogok Papiti.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

punchline below punchline above

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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