- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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