- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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