A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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