Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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