- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

joe diragi whacks off his dog

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