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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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