Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

So, same time tomorrow then?

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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