How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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Penis

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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Internet Explorer

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Wright flyer

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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