whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

XD Jackass.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

roak

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

KOOKABURRA

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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