A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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HURT

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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Women's rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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