Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

A man did not like this site

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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