What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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