roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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can you pass the soap?

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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