- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

osama bin laden is dead

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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