What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

whats up and also down? your mum

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

This is not funny.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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