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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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