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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

The EPA.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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