How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

An Asian man fails a math test

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

I'm HIV positive.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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