I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What's green and blue? yellow

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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