- Anti Joke

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.