Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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david what a baghead

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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WNBA

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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