- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Ben Corbishley

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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