What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Why did? Yes

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What do u call a cripple Biv

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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