What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Keanu Reaves

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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