- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

Black people being friendly.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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