- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

knock knock go away!!!

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Knock Knock Come in! :)

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

kill yourself

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