- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Knock Knock The doors already open

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

A paralysed man falls over.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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