- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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