Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

What's the capital of Ohio? O

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Legal Mexicans in Texas

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

No soup for you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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