How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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