Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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