- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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