They see me trollin' They hatin'...

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

-knock knock! -doors open

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Tommy got neutered.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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