What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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