- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

This is an anti-joke.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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