What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Life

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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