How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

why do mexicans get made fun of

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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