Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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Knock knock

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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