- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Who is big and stupid My brother

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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