- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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j.p. is dumb

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Obama.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Your face

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

what's worst than being gay? being black

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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