Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Who invented apple? God

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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