Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

vote this down and i will DOX you

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Nuneaton..

CFL

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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