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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

My Butthole.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What's the difference between? Your mom.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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