- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

A Sloth runs...

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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