- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was shot. He died.

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

my wife came out of the kitchen....

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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