It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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