- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

The game.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

the lemon was sweet.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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