One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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How do you end a sentence

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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