Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Terry has ebola

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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