Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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