Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

I have suicidal thoughts

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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