What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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Rebecca Black

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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