- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Vote this down and get DOXED

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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