- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What hurts like hell? HELL

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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