- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Neither did she.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

National security?

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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