- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anthony sucks

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

An Asian man fails a math test

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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