- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Women's rights

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

A baby seal walks into a club.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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