- Anti Joke

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

I like the color potato.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Women's Rights..

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.