Your mom is so nice.

cats are pussies

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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