look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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