What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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whats up and also down? your mum

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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