How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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nothing

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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No, Trinidad.

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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I'm gay.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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