- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

This is sparta No this is patrick

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

The lion swallowed his pride.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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