What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Womens basketball

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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