- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Do you know the muffin man? No

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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