- Anti Joke

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

I am a women

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look