Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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A: Do you like it B: No

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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an athiest walks into a church

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Anti Joke

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